I’m not sure why, but there’s something about the above picture that keeps making me think that it requires some sort of humorous, snarky, weird, or witty caption to accompany it*. And for the life of me, I just can’t come up with the right one.*My apologies to the artist for openly mocking his/her work but this piece hits me in the goofy bone.
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"The paladin I sacrificed last month had this ridiculous three-handed tri-sword, and it was this big...."
=)
Allan.
If I may, Mike your comment about a certain heavy metalist (of whom I am still a fan)applies to ol' skull and bones here as well..."Now I bet he has really cool dice bag".
"But this robe is just so Seventies! What are we, the Church of Yes?"
"Now, you can take the prize behind curtain number one, or you can trade it for what's behind curtain number two, or curtain number three..."
C'mon, give us a hug!
"Tell me the truth, guys: Does this robe make me look fat?"
It's fun to stay at the Whyyyy-M-C-A!
And another one:
"...and thy sacrificial vestments, soaked as they are in the blood of the infidel, shall dry much faster if thou flap thy arms thus."
Sorry.
"Welcome, select Yale Juniors, to the Skull and Bones society initiation ceremony..."
"Is he still back there watching? Dammit, my arms are getting tired."
You guys have got some good ones. The only thing that sprang to my mind was:
"Great! We fight our way through ten levels of dungeon and this is our final reward? The Hug of Vecna?! Your campaign sucks, Rick!"
"The Hug of Vecna?!"
LOL! :D
The votes may still be out, but it's Amityville Mike FTW, I'd say.
"Anyone? A wooden stick about this long? Geez, who goes into a dungeon without a ten foot pole?"
"You know what they say about a man with big hands." Seriously, his palms are bigger than the entire size of his head.
I'm still laughing about Gene the Dancing Machine, please make it stop...
"Ambidextrous League, I salute you!"
"You wanted treasure!? I had this silly robe made for all the money, Fools!"or
"I'm pretty sure I felt raindrops. Didn't you?"
Hosfarrus dons his perkiest evening sacrifice wear this week on "Liches of Orange County"
Vexnar the terrible always did have a great Jesus impression....
"Suuuuuuuuuuuprise! Happy birthday, Rognar!"
The statue behind him makes it look like he's got bunny ears.
(Note: two chesseburgers on the right pedestal)
"Have it your way at Burger Lich!" Kids get your parents and come down the all new Burger Lich in nearby Homlet. Free ballons and prizes and magic tricks by the Burger Lich himself.Free mask w/bunny ears to the first 100 kids.
I am the god of hell fire! and I bring you...uh...hellfire!(?)
"And one and reach and two and reach - C'mon girls, if you want to be this thin, you've gotta work for it!"
Lord Kilgore said...
" The statue behind him makes it look like he's got bunny ears."
Thank you!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees that!
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