Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Capitalizing on Hysteria

Stonehell Dungeon: Down Night-Haunted Halls: Stonehell Dungeon is a classic-style megadungeon, filled with enough monsters, traps, weirdness, and treasure to keep you gaming for a long, long time. Explore over 700 rooms, encounter more than 40 new monsters, and discover 18 mysterious magical items -- and that's just in the first book! Stonehell Dungeon: Down Night-Haunted Halls details the first six levels of a megadungeon intended for use with the Labyrinth Lord™ role-playing game, but is easily adaptable to most early versions of the original fantasy role-playing game and its retro-clones. Featuring art by J.A. D'Andrea, Lee Barber, Marcelo Paschoalin, and Ralph Pasucci, Stonehell Dungeon gives the game master all the necessary information to run his players through the dungeon, while offering enormous opportunities to customize and expand on the site. Suitable for characters of levels 1 through 7.

Stonehell Dungeon: Down Night-Haunted Halls is done by amateurs for amateurs and features loads of clip-art and hand-drawn maps (that were later redone in Photoshop BY HAND!). STICK IT TO THE MAN AND BUY MY BOOK!!! ON SALE NOW at LULU.COM!!!



(Because if I didn't do it, somebody else would)

12 comments:

Derek said...

If you really wanted to stick it to the man, you could publish the next book .....

:)

Jamie Albrecht said...

And once again, The Society of Torch, Pole and Rope takes the high road.

scottsz said...

Mr. Curtis,

You rock.

Having said that, I must declare...

STONEHELL DUNGEON OFFERS ALL OF US GRUBBY HOBBYISTS SECURITY, SAFETY, AND RESPECT AMIDST ALL THIS TYRANNICAL CHAOS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPECTATIONS AND EMPTY PROMISES!

WE WILL NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY BY PUBLISHERS!!!!

(chanting) STONEHELL! ... STONEHELL! ... STONEHELL!

jgbrowning said...

Ha! Thanks for the laugh, today!

Welleran said...

No way I'm buying that thing...oh wait, already did.

The Mild Mannered Gamer said...

I would love to buy that book.... but I can't you are running me through it and the temptation to read it would be too great.

Tenkar said...

dude, i own it both in dead tree and PDF... I will, shall, can not, buy it a third freaking time... unless you have a new format? ;)

Dan of Earth said...

ROCK N' ROLL!!

John Williams said...

But you're an amateur and your page layouts and maps won't be professional enough. It's best you leave all this important work to the professionals and just go back to not publishing awesome award winning products that put most "professional" work to shame.

Michael Curtis said...

I can't hear you people over the sound of my suit made entirely of $100 bills ;-)

ChicagoWiz said...

Monopoly $100s, right?

Alexy said...

I stuck it straight to the frickin' man!

Loved it so much that it's STILL sitting next to the toilet and getting read daily.