From the Circular File

Sometimes my Internal Editor gets distracted. When he does, my hands take advantage of this inattentiveness to engage in shenanigans. This results in Mr. Editor stumbling upon their antics a day or two later and shouting, “What the hell do you two think you’re doing?!” The Hands must then hit the backspace key several times, muttering amongst themselves about what a stick in the mud Mr. Editor is.

Luckily, the Hand boys have an ally: Mr. Sense of Humor (or Mr. Wantwits, as Mr. Editor refers to him). He occasionally takes pity on that duo and preserves their work for comedy posterity, as he did tonight.

The following was excised from the Stonehell draft's list of rumors, but Mr. Sense of Humor thought that if he was in charge it would have stayed.

17 - The elephant of Stonehell never forgets…to kill! (T)