Thursday, July 14, 2011

You John Carter Fans Are Smoking Dope

So all morning long I'm seeing that everyone in the OSR is having a geek fit over this new John Carter movie. I haven't been following the buzz on it, but after all the OMG!!! posts, I decided to track down the trailer and see it myself.

You all are going to spend your hard-earned cash on this tripe? Bah!

15 comments:

Joshua said...

Er, not that one, this one:
http://youtu.be/6gKVquj9LgM

sirlarkins said...

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Jer said...

A masterful bit of trolling sir. Well played!

Anonymous said...

Haha good one.

R.W. Chandler said...

I wonder if this Asylum film will dazzle us in the same manner as Transmorphers did. And is Traci Lords gonna be naked in this one?

bliss_infinte said...

Cash? Hell, I'm sneaking in to the theatre!

Arkhein said...

Disney hired Traci Lords? HOW AWESOME!

;)

- Ark

Jay said...

That Asyllum movie went straight to SyFy and you can get it on DVD. It. Was. Awful.

Doug Easterly said...

Oddly enough, saw this one on Netflix instant (had to, if only to be able to hate it honestly) and was surprised at the passing moments where it actually seemed like the screenwriter had at least listened to the audiobook. Then I kept getting distracted by the fact that the edge of Tars Tarkas' rubber mask was hardly ever tucked in and kept showing.

bighara said...

LOL

Dave.B said...

It had a couple of moments. Then it just went to Hell. Still better than Transmorphers. :D

Tim Brannan said...

Yes. Yes we are. ASJ and Tracy Lords rock. Now get off my cloud. ;)

rmckee78 said...

Traci Lords in a role she is too old for. Oh the irony

James said...

Nice!

Jeremy Duncan said...

Hardy-har-har.