So all morning long I'm seeing that everyone in the OSR is having a geek fit over this new John Carter movie. I haven't been following the buzz on it, but after all the OMG!!! posts, I decided to track down the trailer and see it myself.
You all are going to spend your hard-earned cash on this tripe? Bah!
Er, not that one, this one:
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ReplyDeleteA masterful bit of trolling sir. Well played!
ReplyDeleteHaha good one.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this Asylum film will dazzle us in the same manner as Transmorphers did. And is Traci Lords gonna be naked in this one?
ReplyDeleteCash? Hell, I'm sneaking in to the theatre!
ReplyDeleteDisney hired Traci Lords? HOW AWESOME!
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- Ark
That Asyllum movie went straight to SyFy and you can get it on DVD. It. Was. Awful.
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, saw this one on Netflix instant (had to, if only to be able to hate it honestly) and was surprised at the passing moments where it actually seemed like the screenwriter had at least listened to the audiobook. Then I kept getting distracted by the fact that the edge of Tars Tarkas' rubber mask was hardly ever tucked in and kept showing.
ReplyDeleteIt had a couple of moments. Then it just went to Hell. Still better than Transmorphers. :D
ReplyDeleteYes. Yes we are. ASJ and Tracy Lords rock. Now get off my cloud. ;)
ReplyDeleteTraci Lords in a role she is too old for. Oh the irony
ReplyDeleteHardy-har-har.
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